What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 01:27

Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
—
Then came..
No go.
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
What do most wives fantasize about?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Why do women change that much more with age?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Are female judges more lenient than male ones?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Do Republicans want to ban books and decide what your kids can and can’t read?
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way