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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 07:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why does my vagina smell sort of fishy/musty days after sex when my boyfriend ejaculates in me? There isn’t any itching or burning when urinating, so I don't think I have BV. It just doesn't smell like me.

No way

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

ESA supports Moon mission carrying first European rover - European Space Agency

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Journalism A Go For Belmont Stakes After Saratoga Work - Thoroughbred Daily News

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

During the Atlmark incident in 1940, the Brit war criminals violated Norwegian neutrality. Hitler could then justify invading Norway. Have the Brits ever apologized for violating Norwegian neutrality?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

We Still Don’t Know How Tickling Works But a New ‘Tickle Lab’ at a University is Finding Out - Good News Network

No go.

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Since the rise of feminism, the dating market has shifted to the disadvantage of men and that is causing this incel phenomenon. Why do women not understand how lonely the majority of men are?

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

What caused the Democratic Party's 2024 presidential campaign to implode so horrifically?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Why does Islam give a bad vibe?

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do older men like to get anal sex?

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts