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11.06.2025 07:53

Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
ESA supports Moon mission carrying first European rover - European Space Agency
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Journalism A Go For Belmont Stakes After Saratoga Work - Thoroughbred Daily News
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
What caused the Democratic Party's 2024 presidential campaign to implode so horrifically?
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Why does Islam give a bad vibe?
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do older men like to get anal sex?
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts