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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 01:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Sometime ago, the Iranian Minister said that a US Navy aircraft carrier would be an easy target for 300 speed boats armed with Katyusha rocket launchers. Is this true?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

Is it possible that my TF caused a kundalini awakening in another person? He is famous because He is a singer. We have not met physically yet, but I have gone through kundalini awakening and DNOTS and their ongoing. I have also had soul recognition so I know for sure that He is my Divine Counterpart and I do not have any doubts about it. But it is indeed perplexing that somebody had an awakening at the physical level because of Him. Is it a test for me? I have a mixture of feelings. On one hand I marvelled at Him and empathised with the person and on the other, I doubt if this just a test for me. I would appreciate your pov. Thank you for much.

No go.

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

What do most wives fantasize about?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Why do women change that much more with age?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Are female judges more lenient than male ones?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Do Republicans want to ban books and decide what your kids can and can’t read?

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Do any members of BTS have significant others in real life? If so, why do they choose not to discuss it publicly?

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Is marijuana bad for you?

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way